A
little bar of soap
I wish I was a little bar of
soap
I wish I was a little bar of
soap
I'd go slippy slippy, slimy
over everybody's heinie
I wish I was a little bar of
soap
Bar of soap
(the choir):
Hmm - ba - bar of soap
Slippy, slippy, slime
Hmm - ba - bar of soap
Wouldn't that be fine?
Oh - hmm - ba - bar of soap
Slippy, slippy, slime
Hmm - ba - bar of soap
To purify your soul and your
behind
Маленький кусочек мыла
(с) cyathus (http://www.privet.ru/user/cyathus)
Очисти свою душу, мальчик!
Хотела бы я быть маленьким кусочком мыла,
Хотела бы я быть маленьким кусочком мыла,
Юрко-юрко и легко я проскользнула бы по каждой попке.
Хотела бы я быть маленьким кусочком мыла,
Кусочком мыла!
Трам-пам, кусочком мыла,
Юрким-юрким, скользким,
Трам-пам, кусочком мыла,
Разве не здорово было бы?
О-трам-пам, кусочком мыла,
Юрким-юрким, скользким,
Трам-пам, кусочком мыла,
Чтоб отмыть твой зад и душу.
Английский оригинал "A little bar of soap" является
измененным отрывком данной песни -
"I Wish I
Were a Little Bar of Soap"
~ I Wish I Were a Little Bar
of Soap ~
source: "The World's Best
Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988
to the tune of "If You're
Happy and You Know It"
Oh I wish I were a little bar
of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar
of soap
Oh I'd slippy and I'd slidey
over everybody's hidy
Oh I wish I were a little bar
of soap
Oh I wish I were a little
mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little
mosquito
Oh I'd bitty and I'd bitey
under everybody's nighty
Oh I wish I were a little
mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little
English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little
English sparrow
Oh I'd sitty on the steeple
and I'd spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little
English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little
bitty orange
Oh I wish I were a little
bitty orange
Oh I'd go squirty squirty
squirty over everybody's shirtey
Oh I wish I were a little
bitty orange
Oh I wish I were a little
bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little
bottle of pop
Oh I'd go down with a slurp
and come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little
bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little hunk
of mud
Oh I wish I were a little hunk
of mud
Oh I'd ooey and I'd gooey
under everybody's shoey
Oh I wish I were a little hunk
of mud
Oh I wish I were a little
striped skunk
Oh I wish I were a little
striped skunk
Oh I'd sit beneath the trees
and perfume all the breeze
Oh I wish I were a little
striped skunk
Oh I wish I were fishy in the
sea
Oh I wish I were fishy in the
sea
Oh I'd swim nudey nudey nudey
without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I were fishy in the
sea
Oh I wish I were a little
foreign car
Oh I wish I were a little
foreign car
Oh I'd go beepy beepy beepy
down everybody's streety
Oh I wish I were a little
foreign car
Oh I wish I were little girly
scout
Oh I wish I were little girly
scout
I'd go tramp tramp tramp
through the boy scout camp
Oh I wish I were little girly
scout
Oh I wish I were a little
radio
Oh I wish I were a little
radio
I'd go CLICK!
Oh I wish I were a little
girly scout
Oh I wish I were a little
girly scout
I'd go tramp tramp tramp to
the nearest Boy Scout camp
Oh I wish I were a little
girly scout
Oh I wish I was a tin of baked
beans, baked beans,
Oh I wish I was a tin of baked
beans, baked beans,
I'd go down as a clump, and
come back as a lump,
Oh I wish I was a tin of baked
beans.
Oh I wish I was a little green
latrine, green latrine,
Oh I wish I was a little green
latrine, green latrine,
I'd smell out all the camp,
especially when I'm damp,
Oh I wish I was a little green
latrine.
Oh I wish I were a little
candle flame,
Oh I wish I were a little
candle flame,
Oh I'd be so very bright, and
I'd go out every night.
Oh I wish I were a little
candle flame.
Oh I wish I were a little
safety pin,
Oh I wish I were a little
safety pin,
And everything that's busted,
I would hold until I rusted,
Oh I wish I were a little
safety pin.
Oh I wish I were a little
kangaroo,
Oh I wish I were a little
kangaroo,
Oh, I'd hippy and I'd hoppy
inside my mommy's pockie,
Oh I wish I were a little
kangaroo.
Oh I wish I were a spoon of
Castor Oil,
Oh I wish I were a spoon of
Castor Oil,
Oh, I'd lubricate the chassis
of all the lads and lassies,
Oh I wish I were a spoon of
Castor Oil.
Oh I wish a were a little
water bed,
Oh I wish a were a little
water bed,
Oh, I'd wobble and I'd wiggle
and make the sleepers giggle,
Oh I wish a were a little
water bed.
Oh, I wish I were a little
onion
Oh, I wish I were a little
onion
I'd yelly and I'd smelly
inside everybody's belly
Oh, I wish I were a little
onion
Oh I wish I were a little
bottle of Coke
Oh I wish I were a little
bottle of Coke
So I can fizzy and a fuzzy
under everybody's nuzzy
Oh I wish I was a little
bottle of Coke
Oh I wish I were a little
green pea,
Oh I wish I were a little
green pea,
I'd go skatey skatey skatey
over everybody's platey,
Oh I wish I were a little
green pea.
Oh, I wish I were a little red
Corvette
Oh, I wish I were a little red
Corvette
For I'd stay out late at night,
and a guy would hold me tight,
Oh, I wish I were a little red
Corvette.
Oh, I wish I were a little
slippery root
Oh, I wish I were a little
slippery root
'Cause I'd stick up in the
trail, and I'd flop you on your tail,
Oh, I wish I were a little
slippery root.
Oh, I wish I were a monkey in
the zoo
Oh, I wish I were a monkey in
the zoo
'Cause I'd sit up on a shelf,
and I'd scratch my little self,
Oh, I wish I were a monkey in
the zoo.
Oh, I wish I were a little
beddy bug
Oh, I wish I were a little
beddy bug
I'd go bitey, bitey, bitey,
under everybody's nightie
Oh, I wish I were a little
beddy bug.
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